The Walking Debt Funny Zombie Entrepreneur Vintage Hoodie | Debt Humor Hooded Sweatshirt

Wear your satire with a grin. This lightweight hooded sweatshirt turns the grind of bills and student loans into a tongue-in-cheek statement: a downtrodden figure trudging under the headline “The Walking Debt.” Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton keeps the silhouette relaxed while the jersey-lined hood and natural flatcord add thoughtful comfort details. It feels like the kind of go-to layer you pull on for late-night study sessions, coffee runs between shifts, or casual weekend errands — the one that quietly says you’re handling the hustle with dark humor. The vintage-inspired print has a muted, worn look that complements the garment’s low-impact dye colors. The relaxed fit and rolled-forward shoulders let you move freely, whether you’re layering under a coat or lounging at home. Made with sustainable-minded materials and OEKO-TEX certified dyes, it’s a small choice toward cleaner production without sacrificing everyday wearability. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, strong fabric ideal for printing - Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) for breathable, all-day comfort - Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for extra comfort and style detail - Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement - OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean