The Walking Debt Funny Zombie Entrepreneur Vintage Sweatshirt | Funny Zombie Debt Collector Crewneck

This cozy crewneck carries a dry, clever sense of humor—an aged, pulp-illustration of a weary briefcase-clutching traveler titled “THE WALKING DEBT.” The muted cream print sits on a deep heathered maroon body, giving the image a vintage, well-worn vibe. Built from a balanced 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem, it feels like the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfort and a knowing smirk. Subtle details—tear-away label, reinforced double-needle stitching, and options for small embroidered accents at the chest or wrists—add durability and a slightly personalized touch. Wear it to apartment-hunting nights, study-cram sessions, or slow Sundays when bills and reality meet with a wink. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength - Embroidery available on left/center chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron